i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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