i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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