He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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