I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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