Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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