i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
