That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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