I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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