One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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