: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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