I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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