I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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