I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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