went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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