I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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