i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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