we're blogging at a bar
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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