I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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