She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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