can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
