It's Friday. Sex?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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