I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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