i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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