Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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