Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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