Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I love you.
Bad choice
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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