Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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