Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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