Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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