I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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