Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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