How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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