There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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