we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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