Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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