i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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