You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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