oh god the rape fog is back!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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