He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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