If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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