How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I believe in your delicious
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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