i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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