i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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