I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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