I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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