he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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