what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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