How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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