brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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