if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
When did we convert life to cartoon?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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