My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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